/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33579213
>Satyros aren't wearing pants or any form of underwear
>Its just completely covered in a rainforest of hair.

>Be a gardener
>Have numerous grapevines because you fucking love grapes, grape jams and jellies, and raisins
>Wine goat moves in next door one day
>Gets excited when she sees your grape vines
>In her alcoholic mind, the only purpose of grapes are wine, only wine
>Immediately thinks you must be a wine connoisseur or at least produce your own wine
>She introduces herself to you
>She brings up the topic
>Tell her you don't like wine
>Tell her you don't drink alcohol at all
>Her dreams of fucking a fellow wine connoisseur are crushed instantly
>Despair befalls her
>Her excited tone turns to that of flat disappointment
>She still fucks you anyways though