/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9001272
they are anorexic

Don't make Patchouli say such rude things ``please''.

Move out of your parents' house already, /jp/.

Stop being a lowly and useless piece of garbage and fight for your freedom. Getting a job isn't hard. Even if it's worthless and menial, you will have the money to do anything you want. Going to university isn't difficult. Even if you're alone and suffer from social anxiety, it won't matter when you know more than anyone else.

Don't you want money and freedom? Wouldn't it be nice to live in an apartment all alone, pursuing your dreams without anyone bothering you, yelling at you, or hitting you? Just take the first step outside. That's all it takes.

>>8924226

>>8866489
Scrawny anorexic Patchy with lush lively hair for contrast.

The worst of everything follows me wherever I go.

It's true, I've always imagined Patchy being very emaciated.

>implying that I'm attracted to women because of their personality or intelligence.

They tried. I was absolutely terrible at everything they made me try and was unable to grasp the rules. For example, the only thing I understood about football was that one could not use his hands to touch the ball. At one point they made me try wrestling, which ended up in me just hitting my opponents and tearing their hair. I hated all of the stuff I tried, so I ended up just playing vidya and toying around with my imagination.

However, when I started nearing my teens I picked up martial arts. Only afterwards did I realize that everyone there was a gigantic fucking weeaboo while I was genuinely interested in it. Dropped it in highschool, and now I'm the weeaboo.

>>8486170
WORDWORDWORS

How might somebody learn Japanese without ever leaving the comfort and safety of their own room? There are classes at my local community college but, frankly, they don't send the professor to your bedroom to lecture. (I called them and checked.)

Ha ha, not really, I'm terrified of talking to people over the phone.

How did YOU learn Japanese? Picture sort of related, as she's the Unmoving Great Library.

Bamp of darkness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbh--zzxskU

Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist.
- Patchouli Knowlege

>>7989497
That's fair. I'd punch somebody if it meant getting sexual favors from Patchouli.

I fucking DO WANT a loli Lovecraft. But I want it to be a serious scary story. He was almost crazy, more than a half of the insane shit he wrote he saw it in his dreams. He feared the sea and the outside like there really was some shit in it. He was also racist as fuck even if he married a jew.

Ho my old gods, it's Patchy's portrait. Always with the books, never leave the house, doesn't sleep, weak body, stay with a demon girl but want the Überfrau human with blonde hair Marisa...

>>7814820
You'd figured she'd look more like this.

>>7540200

>implying Patchy isn't skin stretched over a skeleton

>>7271350
How can you tell it was OP? How can you tell next one isn't OP? How can we tell you're not OP?

Stop being retarded it hurts.

>>7224091
Yeah, they brought it up. I just don't want to scare them out of the idea, it's been a few years since I've seen my family face to face.

I've got money still from my previous job before my mental breakdown and ensuing isolation, so I can pay rent and buy food for several more months still before I need to find a new source of income.

What was the last book you read, /jp/?