/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12100121
This guy.

>>12060244
I can't tell if you're joking and that bothers me.

>>11942624
If I recall, she got into magic in the first place in order to fix her inherent health problems.
Ironically, her use of magic, as in using dangerous metals and materials, only made her health problems worse and the few things she did fix only caused other problems.

I think ZUN may be trying to say something.

>>11928239
Not necessarily. I'm 30 and I haven't even had one.

Also, in America people who stay indoors all the time get fat. In other areas of the world this is not always the case.

>>11720870
The vet?

Why would Patchouli be fat? Eating takes up time from reading.

>>11367035
Pig disgusting.

Who is Keine quoting?

>>10867797
>>10867798
Are you bird eyed?

I'd rather drink her piss.

I like auschwitzmode Patchy. But does she even lift?

she heard marisa likes slender girls

I just don't give a shit anymore.

>>9497421
>Non-Japanese touhou are subhuman.

They have to be clones of me except with more patience to put up with my shit.

>>9245783
No.
This is all you will get as the rest is too lewd for /jp/.
Put your google skills to the test.

Used to play Starcraft bw on a crappy outdated pc, later on during the various lurking through custom games I came across "Bullet Hell" The game was a micro-ing bound type of thing. Overall the gameplay was amazing, harder than anything I've seen on Starcraft's usual dull swill; but that wasn't what kept me coming back, the music was a brown pasty substance that was a crackling form (converted to a god know's what file to be played in starcraft.) which began to cause a slight tingling in my nether regions. Of course after long time I got bored, and decided to look up "Bullet hell" and came across this odd shooter, course I played it, searched up images of Patchouli and began stimulating myself in a demeaning fashion.

Of course this only lasted so long, and I directed my attention elsewhere to seek further stimuli, which brought me to /a/, now I know many boards, but /a/ was the most despicable in the usage and trade of "sage" this lead to serious contemplations of murder suicide after finding their addresses, but then died down after I was assured they contracted a deadly form of cancer; I left /a/, and in turn I found a new place, /jp/, here the portrayals of patchy are limitless and my brimming vigor can be spent at every sight in a furious, and again demeaning manner.

>Be babby pleb poor fucker without decent computer
>Play starcraft bw
>Play Bullet hell on custom games
>"Holy fuck this is music is the shit."
>game was fun, music was fecal matter, I looked it up, played it, fapped to patchy.
>Got pissed at everyone using sage in /a/ like it was doing something
>went to /jp/
>saw more patchy
>pic related
>fapped furiously

And here I stand today.

>>9207911

>>9070812
makes no sense kaguya sleeps all day so she should be fat

I just wanted to say that Tulpas are bullshit. I spent months working on my Patchouli tulpa and all she ever does is read my books. She never puts them back and whenever I do anything noisy or try to talk to her, she just scowls at me and sighs before going back to her reading.