/jp/ - Otaku Culture

tfw this will never happen

>a strange blue figure has been stalking you in the alleyways
>run off to the entrance where a wad of slime traps your face like a tape in the doorway prank
>"where EVER could you be running off to boy? I just wanna, hehehe, taaallk"
>the slime pushes your into her body, her breasts cool viscous and sticky to the touch
>"You just couldn't contain yourself could you? Ufufu~"
>the slime has already adhered to your hand
>trying to pull it out only pushes your hands in further
>"Ara ara you're surprisingly forward!"
>"I'm gonna have a great time squeezing and sucking you like a sweet dessert... Goooood boooooyyy..."

>>27595657
5 different types of slimes!
I'm thinking bubble, dark, sea, queen and shogs.

>>23161510
Sneaky

>"Shhhh, just let onee-san take care of you, okaaay? There, there, good boy, hora, feel these soft, squishy, slimy breasts. Ngh~ good job! Now, onee-san is just gonna squeeze some juice out of you, so stop resisting. You're gonna be my husband and plant lots of babies in me, my core is shaking just thinking about it!"

Help, my girlfriend is melting!

And for some reason she's super smug about it?

There's something wrong with this girl.