/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10197661
Seconding this.

Fellow Anonymous, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no /jp/edo deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning againts us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished.

It is time for us as fandoms, and as individuals to set aside our longstanding feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.

The Meido is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection she once provided is a phantom. A memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the alien invaders is self-evident.

We have seen our front page "buttdevastated" by the calculated blows of the tripfriends. We have seen firsthand our favorite threads consumed by the nightmarish /b/tards. Uprecedented, and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our times.

The time has come my fellow /jp/edos, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength. Already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating ONLY to a single ideal. And through that ideal...

WE Shall take it easy. From this day forward, let no /jp/edo make war upon any other /jp/edo. Let no Anonymous agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with friend circle powers. And to all the enemies of /jp/, seek not to bar our way. For we shall win through.

No matter the cost.

Second wives thread?