/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Sneak into dragon’s hoard
>Ignore the gold, jewels and artifacts I’m after a different prize
>Spot creeping coin
>Immediately scoop her up and princess carry her
>She doesn’t mind in the slightest
>Is dropping and throwing coins like it was rice at a wedding
>Take her home and fuck her till she loses form and is just a puddle of golden goo
>Watch TV while waiting for her to reform for round 17
>See dumb dragon on the news
>She’s angry, angry enough that every breath of her’s is accompanied by flame
>Takes the mic from the rata newswoman
>”Let this be known for my precious Fiat’s kidnappers: I will stop at nothing to bring her home, I will spend every cent in my treasury and use all my contacts available to me to find her. And when I do I will-”
>The sound cuts out there cause she melted the mic
>They always say dragons are theatrical but honestly they’re more comical
>At least I know who to send the wedding invitation to

Who is really the treasure? The dragon or the creeping coin?

How do I defeat the creeping coin boss?