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>>7826257
>masterpiece

>>6815669
>>6815660
Obligatory

>>6739594
>>6739594

Christian Bale and his death note.

Meanwhile at Witch-Hunt

Cousins are going to bite it first.
This will be about the adults, and the viciousness that ensues when all the kiddies are dead.

As things stand, Rudolf could perhaps be the biggest jerk in Umineko.

Thus far we already KNOW that he's lied to Battler about his real mother this whole time.

But this could be even worse. He could be keeping this fact a secret from Kyrie(Keeping secrets from the yandere, not so good), and potentially, he could be keeping the whole thing a secret from his OTHER child, if it yet lives.

No wonder he said he was going to die, I would have lynched him too.

So there I was, being Rudolf, and then I saw Asumu, so I fucked the SHIT out of her. And then I saw Kyrie, and I ALSO fucked the SHIT outta her. This was in the same night, so their due dates happened to be on the same day. What, use condoms? As the fuck if!

Asumu's baby was a girl, and Kyrie's was a boy, and I couldn't very well raise a girl as my first child, so I did what any reasonable man would do.

I took Kyrie's son and told her that her baby died. I then gave the girl to my brother Krauss, dude was TOTALLY sterile.

whats up with the youtube video, i missed it.

>>5312372
Oh, don't worry! Your son is right here! Yeah Battler has been your son all along I just decided to tell you now lol

My theory is that Rudolf is a motherfucking PIMP.

>>4924244
I don't know EXACTLY where it's from.

>he thought he was getting laid

>>4578221

O wow. saved.

>>4507780
No more ridiculous than Shannon "I did it for the lovez" Kanontrice. But as much as the Shkanontricefags and Moonfags go at it, it is the Doubletrice assholes who seem to be having the most fun.

>Ok, that pisses off kyrie obviously. But how is this truth earth-shattering?

Maybe finding out the truth causes kyrie to go insane and turn into kyrietrice?? Her sister was also a heartless bitch so maybe kyrie would just say 'fuck it' and kill everyone

also rudolf is a pimp

>>4296755
Episode 4 manga is great if you think Ange wants Battler inside her.
Then again, who doesn't want Battler inside her?

>>3770117
It's rudolph, it has to be whore houses.

I forget who this guy is.