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On a homosexual and homosexual morning, Sion sat on a boat. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His penis ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect ZUNbar to love someone with a homosexual penis?

Cryptically, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a homosexual homosexual dildo, all on a summer's day. I wish my ZUNbar would fuck me, in his own homosexual way..."

"Do you?" ZUNbar sat down beside Sion and put his hand on Sion's penis. "I think that could be arranged."

Sion gasped cryptically. "But what about my homosexual penis?"

"I like it," ZUNbar said cryptically. "I think it's homosexual."

They came together and their kiss was like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung.

"I love you," Sion said cryptically.

"I love you too," ZUNbar replied and fucked him.

They bought an anime, moved in together, and lived cryptically ever after.

>>3265882
your wishes are orders

>>3227076
you mad?

>>3200138
we're actually the same person