/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44548235
>>44548283
I want a desktop pet kiki that sweeps my taskbar and asks for mouse-cursor-headpats in return.

>>39978296
Hot damn that took forever with the full list. Also I can't have it make a picture for some reason.

Good maids don't need to become the house to clean it

>>22017134
>Your normally subservient and shy kikimora turns into rape monsters because of amazon magic
>You spend the rest of the night on your back as she rides you from dusk till dawn
I shudder to think what it'll do to a ushi-oni

>>17934240
>Infomercials
>"For just 49,99, you can get this Cure-All-Clean-All set TOGETHER with stick, a repainted bucket, Soap, and we'll throw in a FREE featherduster. Infact, call now, and we'll drop the price to 39,99, AND give you 2, not one but TWO complete sets! So order now!"

No talk, now is the time for kiki headpats.

>>17921904
But anon, Harem is Haram

>>17887470

>>17774266
I have evidence.

>>16800394
Just make sure you learn sign language so that you can communicate easily with her! I'm sure she would love to finally have a family that not only loves her, but she can also talk to. It must have been lonely in the orphanage without anyone she could talk with, always having to write things out must have been frustrating.

>>16371773
That's completely fair, both types of Kiki's have their strenghts.

>>16139852
Not only is she making a lovely cake for her Master, she is teaching the Alice next door how to make one for her Onii-chan too!

>>15741083
Kiki's act submissive aslong as it helps them, but if needed they will show their other side.
They will ensure their Master gives them the love they deserve, even if they have to bind him to his bed to do it.

>>15667967
>>15667946
>>15667923
>>15667901
Those are lovely drawings.
Keep it up.

Please remember to charge your Kiki regularly to ensure their well-being and happiness.

>>15293969
I just want a vanilla kiki to come home to.

>>15077657
>It's only super-effective against lolis and girls in needing of tender healing.
Kikis naturally crave the affection of their master and draw this from headpats

>>14870697
Quick! Calm her down with headpats!

>>14574977
Girls like dedication right?

>>14574979
Thanks anon. Here's a tip for your future endeavors- don't be like me. Spread the work out.

>>14570086
Y-yes M-master! B-but please don't b-browse for t-too long!

Y-you can go on a l-little longer if you h-headpat me more.

>>14570093
Right away Master!

>>14570127
And thus somoene's Kikimora got a little bit pudgier that day.

Reminder to properly charge your kiki. Failing to do so can lead to... Consequences.

>>14526183
I'm sure your Kiki would more than appreciate your headpats. Perhaps you should give her a hug too.

>>14515034
Clearly you should meet her to solve that issue!

>>14515012
It will come naturally, and she will gladly show you the ropes along the way.

>>14515029
That is okay anon, she won't mind helping you out clean up your house, making it perfectly fit for christmas. Those pieces of tr- cleaning robots can be turned off and nicely stored.

Your fear of MG's is something that can be overcome with time. An experienced, soft and motherly Kikimora is perfect to help you overcome your fear!