/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I guess I am too old for masturbation now. I am 41 and I use to be able to masturbate daily or bi-daily. I haven't been able to get off in almost two weeks. Even tried the fasterbating technique. Guess I'll never get to use my unopened onaholes. Sucks getting older. Enjoy your youth kiddos.

Are there people/travel services out there who would basically travel around with you where you want to go for a fee and free lodging, food and whatever for the time you are in the orient?

I am a single dude who just wants to go do some things for about three weeks and it would be useful if I had one of those natives like a guy or girl who spoke the native tongue to answer simple questions and such. Not so much like a tour guide, but a walking translator and heads up person about certain ching chang chong customs.

Money isn't the issue here. All it would take is some native who wants to make some extra cash. Not looking for a scholar. Is this a thing? If no, it should be.