/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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It wouldn't make a difference to me. I can only masturbate to cute things.

I moved out to the country as soon as I knew enough Japanese that I was able to start working on Gengo and translating. At about 1 cent per character it's not hard to afford living out here.

I live out here in my trailer with my dog and I almost never see any other people. I like the feeling of being able to go outside without worrying about being stabbed by delinquents and crack addicts. I wish the internet was a bit faster but it's tolerable.

Suwako being an angel: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17920398

I want to be a NEET photographer and take pretty pictures that I can sell on the internet to stock photo sites.

I don't like frogs much myself...

What song are you going to play when you finally open up the portal?

http://youtu.be/Pk-TqLR0YmE

I'm a shaman and I communicate with the elemental spirits of nature.

I follow the oldest religious tradition in the world. For millions of years, well before all organized religions, human have practiced shamanism and I try to continue that tradition.

Would you wipe Suwako's bottom after she poops?

Would /jp/ mind helping me expand my Suwako folder?

I wish that more NEETs could see the truth about our lifestyle. Sometimes I see so much depression in these threads and it makes me feel bad for you.

Try to dance some more, /jp/. NEETs are always asking me why I dance, but if you celebrate every day then you can never feel sad. Waking up every day is a miracle and we have the freedom to enjoy each day without being dragged down by the suffering of working.

I have a piece of paper with the words "Love and Happiness" taped to the wall right next to my bed so that's the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning and it always reminds me to smile. When I get out of bed I begin my day with a dance and I groove my way to the bathroom so I can brush my teeth and shower before enjoying another wonderful NEET day. Sometimes I sing a song in the shower or I sing a song at the computer, but every hour or two I take the time to turn on my favorite music and boogie around the room.

Remember to stay positive because all it takes to be happy is a smile, a dance, and a song.

Mushrooms

MDMA is a great drug if you want to be more social. Psychedelics are good too for a more permanent fix. I don't feel sociable at all while I'm on the psychedelic, but they're almost like years of therapy packed into several intense hours and you come out of the trip having resolved a lot of your mental problems and usually feeling a great deal of empathy and compassion for others.

Vote me for janitor.

I will delete all spam and any threads started by neurotypicals. Deleting anything else would be too much of a bother.

~Take it easy in 2012~
-Vote me for president-

Anyone know of some good ways to take psilocybin mushrooms? I'm growing them, but I don't really like the taste.

Can I make it into a soup or a tea?

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=13669

Here's a short guide to toad milking and a story of what it's like to smoke toad venom.

Sounds fun, definitely will give it a try once I figure out where to buy one of these toads.

Have you ever thought about practicing Buddhism, /jp/?

If you have inner peace then you can take it easy every day, even if you are surrounded by bullies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Z7tDctcrU&feature=related

Have some easy going music...

More than most people.

The internet is a fountain of knowledge and happiness. I intend to consume every drop of it before I die.

Languages, information about every topic you could ever dream of, the resources to learn any skill you could ever want to learn, and all of this is free! What more could a person want?

I have the wealth of all of humanity's collective knowledge right in front of me and I can access any of it at any time. The thought alone makes me euphoric.

Did you enjoy your day, /jp/?

Today was a good day for me. That /pol/ invasion we had earlier was extremely enlightening. I have never felt so good to be a NEET. Seeing how normal people think has really reaffirmed my belief that this is the way to live.

It's like a fresh breeze has blown into my spirit and rejuvenated me.

I'm so glad that /jp/ is back. During that time, I believe it was an hour ago, I was so distressed.

I love you all very, very much. Not being able to be here with you made my heart feel sad.

This video makes me feel happy inside and it makes me feel loved. You seem sad a lot so I wanted to share it with you and I hope it makes you feel happier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMbHnJKqLkI

I do all of the unpleasant things immediately after waking up and having a short breakfast.

1. Food. The mind is only as powerful as the fuel that you put in your body.
2. Yoga. Yoga calms the spirit, focuses the mind, and realigns the chakras.
3. Japanese studies. I do my reps and I get them done.
4. One hour of exercise on the indoor bicycle. Health and exercise is important.
5. Shower. During this time I also meditate under the relaxing fall of the water and I work on creating my tulpa.

After these five steps have been completed I am free to do anything I want.

Do you live your life by a code of honor?

What does your code dictate?