/jp/ - Otaku Culture

le shiggy feelarino when no girlfriendo

>you will never go to hakurei jinja meet reimu, pull down her miko robe and deposit your semen offering on her tits and in her mouth then zip your pants back up, go behind the jinja to find cirno playing in the pond at the back, and then she sees you and seductively beckons you over to her where she pulls down her cyan-colored panties and lets you stick your dick into vagina, but since her vagina is super icy cold, your dick turns into a popsicle and you lose all feeling in your dick and see that cirno has an embarrassed look on her face as you pull out and she starts crying but you don't care as you notice suwako at the edge of the pond playing with her frog friends and you run up to her and pull her shirt up and rub your frozen dick on her warm belly until it melts the ice off and then you cum on her stomach as she looks at you with a blushing face and as she promises she will never wash your cum off herself for all eternity then you go home with your flaccid dick to find your waifu marisa sleeping in bed where you will wake her up by jamming your re-hardened cock (because you got instantly hard again when you saw her naked sleeping body) into her while she is still sleeping and she will jump awake and be startled but will quickly start moaning and enjoying your cock inside of her as she begs for more and as you cum into her delicious pussy you both fall asleep after the really, really, reallly, really, best-in-your-lifetime sex ever only to wake up an hour later but with marisa still asleep you log onto the internet and post on /jp/ about your TruNEET lifestyle day that you just legitimately had recounting all the sexual experiences in detail that you had with reimu, cirno, suwako and marisa

>>11082948
>tfw no Japanese dog through five hoops

>>10896950
/jp/'s face when Beowolf.

>>10774366

>tfwnogf

>>10756695

>>10635998
>tfw you write thousand word stories about your favorite character and afterwards you feel empty since you'll never see their smile unless it's a dream

>>10627837
B-but...muh pure Japanese maiden...no...no...

y ru doing dis muut? ;-;

>>10578767
>become a heroin junkie
>suck dick in back ally for a few bucks to get a hit
>spread your cheeks for food cause you're now homeless
>get aids
>epic trollolol

>tfw I'll never meet Momo Shiina