/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can't handle maids. I need someone to help with the housework, but they also need to help give my life direction and goals.
Being a "mastah" is not a direction. I need an ancient evil (good), or even better a modern evil (good) to tell me what to do.
Somebody smart and beautiful and considerate of my feelings and needs. Needs that include actually doing things other than sex and cuddles.
I want to go on a date to a restaurant we've never been to before and will never go to again, and be obnoxiously lovey dovey, not just because we love each other, but also because we want to annoy the other patrons because it's fun.

>>36539221
>succ drags a guy back to her place
>she prepares to do the rape
>POOF!
>the guy turned into a alp
>succ can only seethe as the alp runs out of the house to rape the mailman
poor succ

I got a joke for you. How many automata does it take to cheer up a blue ovaried succubus?

Someone cheer succ-chan up please.

Please be on the lookout for lonely succs. They deserve love too.

>>34440747
You'd be surprised

how long could you be dense toward an mg without rape? can they sense if you're dense on purpose?

Is your waifu a good or bad drinking buddy?

>>18112551
>>16803870

Quite a number of patrons at the bar.