/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're picking the last person for your rugby team. These are the only ones left to choose from. Who do you pick?

100% realistic scenario time:

You're hiking in Fuji-Hakone-Izu National Park, when suddenly a band of degenerate Koreans and Chinese start attacking you and break your legs. You manage to hide, but because you are an idiot you don't know Japan's emergency services number, and you realize your only way to safety would be to climb to the top of Mount Fuji and escape by hang-gliding. However, being crippled, you realize someone will have to carry you, hiking and climbing all the way up the steep mountain with you on their back to get you to safety. Luckily, three idols just happen to be walking by (pic).

Which one (only one) do you ask to haul you up the mountain?