/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37512704
please don't make fun of elder demon debby, just because her human dad named her doesn't mean she isn't an all powerful demon

>be mage anon, practicing summoning familiars
>accidentally summon a khornette who proceeds to hatefuck you for several hours for being a spell-slinging nerd
>after she finishes draining you of all your thick, sticky SE, she leaves, but not before snapping a brass collar around your neck that you can't take off
>every time you try to cast a spell, the collar summons her to smash your pelvis again
>sometimes she even mocks you for it
>"I thought bookworms like you were good at learning your lesson! Or maybe you're actually doing this on purpose~"

>>19415507
>"No, Ember, you can't play your super special homebrewed 'Choas' army."
>"What even is Choas?"

>tfw you with never help a daemonette become a powerful Cumthirster

>>17892063
Even daemonettes?

>you will never have a daemon waifu who hate fucks you every time you beat her at tabletop games

>be astronaut on space station when the portal opens on Earth
>after hearing the news about men all over the world getting monster waifus, you get a little pissed off that you're stuck up here for at least another year
>after all, there are no monsters in space
>suddenly, a crack appears in the air in front of you and a Khorne Daemonette claws her way out
>you almost shout in surprise, but she clamps a hand over your mouth
>"It's no use, bloodbag. In space, no one can hear you scream," she says as she licks her lips
>everyone on the space station hears your screams as you both have rough hate sex

>>17198898
Yup.