/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10503588

What if she then shit her pants, and giggled really hard, and told you to clean her?

>>9987392
How sweet! I'd love your pretty, creamy jizzum to spray and dribble across my soft, warm belly! May I slip dribbles of your seed from my abdomen and lick it off, sweetheart? Just a few tastes?
>>9987401
I'm very glad! Are you rubbing it? I want it to feel good!

Oh please.

This is the song that best describes /jp/:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQJgAXuz-QI

>>9672074

Don't make fun of Clammy, he's my friend you fucking asshole bully.

>>9646281

I often roleplay as a girl to get attention from lesbians. Do you do that too? I think half the girls I talk to are actually boys like us pretending to be pretty girls.

Not really.

One time in HS I beat the shit out of some kid who threw a basketball at me, which hit me in the face, much to the surprise of everyone else in gym class. All I really did was grab him by the collar and punch him in the stomach a few times really hard, and he was literally crying on the floor whining about how much it hurt.

Typically, I was pretty quiet and didn't get harassed or harass anyone. I was pretty mild-mannered and got along with most people.

>>9440821

Fuck that, I just want her to be my prince.