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Sounds like you're in the market for a better chair.

>>10140025
10 safety chairs.
How come you're not posting a pic of Sanae though?

1-9: Dick sucked by a Tou-Bro
10: Safety Chair

I sit on one of these.

Which Touhou do you think owns a Safety Chair, or has constructed their own Safety Chair knock-off?

I would say Flandre, because there really isn't a whole lot to do in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, much less for 500+ years at a time. If I was going to be sitting around all day for the rest of my life, I'd want my chair to be more exciting than normal and for the experience of sitting to be more of an adventure than normal chairs could provide.

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seat belt?

And with that said, I present to you The Safety Chair. Patent pending, my invention do not steal.

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seat belt?

And with that said, I present to you The Safety Chair. Patent pending, my invention do not steal.

just buy a safety chair, you'll be good to go with a lot less money spent

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seat belt ^__^

And with that said, I present to you The Safety Chair. Patent pending, my invention do not steal.

>This Chair

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seat belt ^__^

And with that said, I present to you The Safety Chair. Patent pending, my invention do not steal.

Be safe /jp/!

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seatbelt ^__^

And with that said, I present to you The Safety Chair. Patent pending, my invention do not steal.

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seatbelt ^__^

And with that said, I present to you The Safety Chair. Patent pending, my invention do not steal.

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seat belt ^__^

And with that said, I present to you The Safety Chair. Patent pending, my invention do not steal.

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seat belt ^__^

And with that said, I present to you The Safety Chair. Patent pending, my invention do not steal.

Let's consider for a second the collective acceptance of norms, the little nuances of life that society considers briefly before determining "this is 'normal'".

What if normalcy dictated that chairs were too unsafe, so there was a dick coming out of the middle of every chair and all pants had to be made with a hole in the butt, and you had to fasten yourself in every time you sat down by putting the chair dick in your ass, and it was considered as normal as fastening a seatbelt ^__^