/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Twelve o' clock for me, about to hit the floor... numb arm... What about ye, /jp/?

How can I learn to suck my own cock? I originally asked on /a/ but they directed me here...

Hey /jp/, when's the last time you pooped your pants? I usually can make it to the toilet, but sometimes if I'm really engrossed in what I'm doing I procrastinate, and then before I know it I've got a full load in my pants. It's actually kind of soft and warm and comfortable, though, as long as I don't move around too much. My mom tends to get really mad if I don't change them, though.

You ever feel like you have to take a shit, but are too lazy to get up to do so, and before you know it you've gone and dropped the entire load into your pants?

Happens to me all the damn time.

I wake up, mess around all day, and when I look at the clock, I see that the day's already almost over and realize I haven't done anything useful today.

Is anybody else stuck in a cycle of laziness?

I've been waking up, spending time on the computer and avoiding people for 6 odd years now. It gets much easier in the future, OP.

After a while you stop caring about everything, from your hygiene to prospects for your life 25 years from now.

>>5173505

Motivated to do nothing!

>woke up
>do noting all day
>don't give a fuck, its been 6 years

/jp/ is my fantasy life.

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MEANWHILE, AT THE WITCHHUNT

So /jp/ i just downloaded this one game called ~route of ayano~. has anyone here played it yet? seems like a pretty awesome loli game to me, but since i can't understand moonrunes I need some walkthrough or something, i got up to the part where the 3 girls jack you off. funny part about that game is you can skip all the dialogue and text.