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March Hare = Tenshi

>>36947262
War crimes, you say?
PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO

Would a March Hare make a good comedian?

PEEEKO PEKO PEKO PEKO

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What is the sound that the ominous laughter of a March Hare makes?

>>34999141
Ogey rat.

If this is what a Wonderland Wererabbit looks like, then what does a Pekoland Wererabbit look like?

What are some phrases/sentences that a March Hare couldn’t interpret sexually?

>having lunch with a March Hare
>realize she’s a total nutjob and decide you want to leave
>excuse yourself to “go to the bathroom”
>”oh, ok, sure! Whatever you need!”
>get up to leave
>she gets up too
>only to immediately get on her knees in front of you and present her mouth
What do?

>Walking through Wonderland
>March hare quickly jumps in front of you
>She's got a crazy, excited look on her face
>She asks you to use your wabbajack on her
>Confused, you ask her what she's talking about
>She only replies with "wabbajack, wabbajack, wabbajack, wabbajack!"
>Every thing you say to her from them on out gets that same reply

>>22826633
Yes, I mean 40 inches. But consider this, Wonderland physics The more you approach something the further is gets, or it could actually get closer. Just depends on the weather in Wonderland, and the day of the week, the season, and god forbid it's a leap year. The march hares will be all uppity! Musn't forget them else you're gonna be in for a real treat once the leaves turn purple!

>>22651915
I want to stuff that bun if you know what i mean

March Hares,Tanukis, and normal Wererabbits hqve confused me. They have mofu on their shins? And it's just SUPER poofy?

>>21042711
>A certain evil wizard with a superior talent for sorcery began researching a new spell based on the “charm”. The wizard's objective was to boost the power that made them “want to interact with men” and “get in a good mood from dealing with men” to the maximum limit so that he could control any beautiful human woman or monster who he cast the spell on as he saw fit and make them his, but that aspiration ended in failure. He boosted the power of the “charm”, modified it into an “insignia”, and everything went well until he engraved it on the human women he captured. They all ended up turning into monsters and leaving the wizard at once to visit the men they had their hearts set on, yet still, there was a certain young girl among them who didn't run away after becoming a monster because she had fallen in love with the wizard while she was kidnapped. It is said that she seduced him, and ultimately that one girl was the only one who ended up being joined with the wizard. After the insignia was reintroduced to monsters, it was adjusted more to their liking, resulting in the current version of the “rabbit insignia”.

>>20758450
Pervert Waifus for perverted anons. A match made in heaven.

>>20237377
>On the one hand, the item itself which is to be enchanted is important, but the image the caster has of the item, the caster's moral values, and the power of imagination are also crucial factors. For instance, from a monster's point of view, clothing, armor, etc. is meant to be worn to flaunt their own attractiveness and further inflame men's passions rather than as a means of protecting the body. Therefore, if the caster is a monster, it's possible to imbue spells such as “seduction(p.49)”, etc. with greater effects, and create powerfully enchanted items which attract the eyes of men and guide their gaze and consciousness to the breasts, *genitals, etc. Furthermore, all sorts of desires are connected to sexual desire, and various cultural practices are rooted in having sex with men, so if a monster gets her hands on them, all manner of things including weapons, golems, writing implements, and even tableware can be made into magical items with lewd effects.

>The renowned enchanters among the “march hares (Encyclopedia II – p.130)”, a race living in Wonderland who interpret everything in a lewd manner, are said to even be capable of picking up a random pebble from the roadside and imbuing it with a lewd effect like a divine treasure by going on and on about their wild delusions, or rather, adding imagination.

>“Master, can you enchant me with a spell to attracts a man's gaze?
>Currently, I have targeted a male human individual for essence extraction,
but essence extraction efficiency will increase if he's gazing at my bosom.
>Besides... If he gazes at me like that... aah...”
>~a golem who will so be joined with her partner in the future~

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Translation note:

*下腹部kafukubu directly translates to “lower abdomen”, but it can also be a euphemism for the genitals.

Alright, how wide would you measure her hips to be? Not trying to be a spammer, I'm just uhh, doing something dumb and pathetic. Is this what you would call child-bearing hips?

>>14879792
Is that because March Hares are their natural prey?

>>14435750
I prefer the leaner meals you get at the Rabbit Hole.

>>14369364
Yeah, can you get me directions to The Rabbit Hole?

>>14351350
It really took some time.
Look how similar they already were. March Hare is pretty much a monsterized Hibari in the first place.

>>14196723
If you don't like BBQ, you could always try the Rabbit Hole. They offer a healthier alternative.

I had a dream about a psychopathic March Hare with a scary look on her face and a top hat in one hand.

She was chasing me and 3 others like some kind of slasher movie, around a collection of abandoned cabins. Managed to hide from her whenever she was around but the others weren't so lucky.

Wish I could have dreams about cute, harmless Monster Girls. But a rabbit is fine too.

I want a march hare to moderate a debate club.