/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>get stuck eating dinner with family friends
>they ask what kind of music you listen to
>sit still for a minute saying "uhhhhhhh"
>give up and say Metallica

I hate every touhou you like, that's how I roll,
I post Korea everywhere, that's how I troll.
Another 3D thread, that's why I sage,
Some fag's shitty /b/ thread, that's why I rage.

"Japan haet gaijin", that's how I post,
I know fucking Japanese, that's why I boast,
Someone posted futa, that's why I hurl,
I browse /jp/ everyday, that's why I can't get a girl.

I'm gonna shitstorm your thread, until you go and cry
AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY
You asked for kanji advice, and I told you to go die
AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY
A hundred posts in your thread, and not a single good reply
AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY
But I'm back on /jp/ again, and I still have no idea why
AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY

J-GB could kick E-GB and GBs ass any day.

You give me the reason.
You give me control.
I gave you my Purity.
My Purity you stole.
Did you think I wouldn't recognize this compromise.
Am I just too stupid to realize.
Stale incense old sweat and lies lies lies

It comes down to this.
Your kiss.
Your fist.
And your strain.
It get's under my skin.
Within.
Take in the extent of my sin

You give me the anger.
You give me the nerve.
Carry out my sentence.
While I get what I deserve.
I'm just an effigy to be disgraced.
To be defaced.
Your need for me has been replaced.
And if I can't have everything well then just give me a taste.

It comes down to this.
Your kiss.
Your fist.
And your strain.
It get's under my skin.
Within.
Take in the extent of my sin

Are there any Southern Rock or Classic Hard Rock touhou remixes? Seems like every rock remix is either some form of metal or pop rock.

I find myself listening to more and more enka and smoking more and more. Am I turning into a old Japanese?

i am still searching for pics like these that are not album covers

Wouldn't it be cool if someone remixed Touhou songs? They seem pretty easy to remix and people could sell their remixes at some convention or something.

I saw Satan laughing with delight the day...the music died.

So we have some pretty hardcore touhou-fags here on /jp/. Why hasn't any of them put out any doujin shit of it? Is it because /jp/ has no talent?

We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!

So, what does Japan think of Metallica?

OBEY YOUR MASTER

I wanna rawk