/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6166059
That's what you get for trying to steal my Battler

Basically you'll need a lot of luck to explain umineko to someone who never read the novels

Shkannon is a girl/boy/hermaphrodit who was the son/daughter of Kinzo with his own daughter Beatrice II, he/she/it then fell crotch first into a rock when a baby, then grew up as a maid (regardless of his/her gender) and started to create 57857 imaginary friends, one of them actually becoming the dominant personality while the original personality became a trickster who loved to play pranks on everyone, then fell in love with his/her/it cousin/nephew because they both liked mystery novels or some shit. Then he/she/it moved on and passed her love to the original personality and started dating his/her other cousin/nephew and later created yet another persona who then started dating his/her other cousin/niece. They somehow failed to notice it. Then Battler comes back and she/he/it plans to accept the wedding ring while exploding/staking everyone and creating the illusion of closed rooms but those stupid adults and their dog solved the epitaph first and OH SHIT I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE IT SOUNDS TOO STUPID BECAUSE I LACK LOVE

>>5797832
Witches needs food as wel you see.

The true culprit is obvious.

>>5645778
>>5645749
>>5645723
But the seagull is not a lifeform, it's a witch!

Your fearless leader.

I'm going through the umineko VN's and I keep thinking, "What if L were here..." has Beatrice X L been done yet? anyone else think it would be interesting?

NECKbeard you still here?
You little twat, I'm gonna punish you.

D-don't be absurd! I'll never have sex with that s-stupid Battler!

Not OP, but very similar, can someone give me the right links for Umineko?

>>4351670
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>>4080124

If a female is obsessive and psychotic over their lover, that's the stuff of romance novels.

If a male is obsessive and psychotic over their lover, that's the stuff of the 10 o'clock news.

>>3982562

You are mean person OP

So, /rs/ is down, /r/ is ignoring me. I'm looking for the umineko scrips, I don't have the patience to sit in front of the computer to read that monster, I want to print it and read it on the bus.

Anyone has any links? I'm looking for episode 3,4 and 5 (and 1, since I only have it in spanish and the translation seems stupid)

Thanks.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/20/vipper-nude-face-challenge/

why don't we do fun things like this /jp/?