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How would you react to your monster sister stealing your first kiss?

>>43370319
>daughter asks how you two met
Now that would be an awkward conversation
>We met after fighting to the death
>?!?!?!
>Don't fret, we decided to make new life after our struggle!
>mom is laughing while hubby rolls his eyes and reads his newspaper

dead

>Stupid warmies.

ded

>>40053094
Stupid cat couldn't stop me for long.

>>39926466
>No

>>39267713

>>39070423
>>39070425
Beware the smug Lich

>>39070431
>spoiler
Good job anon, you managed to upset her and now Ms Lich is in her room crying.

I love liches!

>>24070373
>Going to Gremmy's Build-a-Worst-Wife Workshop
>Not going to Lichy's Raise-a-Wife-Yard

>Wake up one day and hear voice of a goddess in your head
>Tells you to go on a continent spanning decade long adventure that'd eat up all of your young adult life
>Tells you that you have to stay a virgin the whole time or else she'll get angry and smite you
>By the time you're pushing wizardhood you finally finish your odyssey releasing the goddess from imprisonment
>Turns out the goddess was actually an ancient evil that got put on house arrest for talking mad shit about the Demon Lord and challenging her to the throne
>Calls you a fool for falling for her trick and thanks you mockingly for freeing her
>Exclaims that this time she's ready and won't lose to that gaudy bitch and her tacky jewelry
>Teleports before you can say another word
>Less than five minutes after she left Lilim guards are dragging her back to her manor and toss her back inside
>Opens a window blocked by bars and begins asking for your help again to free her so she can exact revenge on the Demon Lord... again
What do you do?

>>20883061
>Aha! You see the genius of my greatest success! Zombie dragon will surely get a husband now!
Says the Lich in a deadpan tone.

>>17968381
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>17929441
>Personal sluts
They're called "normal wives", anon. Hardly anything ruined or corrupted.

>>17806806
>sex regularly as part of their diet and way of life even prior to finding a husband
>Monster finds a partner to have sex with, and somehow fails to turn him or whoever follows into a husband
>In MGE of all fucking places
They're better described as failures, anon, and nobody likes failures.

>>17678789
>Consistently
>He doesn't even attempt to change it
>He's literally worse than alpanon

>>17647325
>That one miiafag who commissioned the daki pit of our Snekfag

>>17563287
>gf

>>17532876
>/mggg/ is so dead that he has to bait on other boards altogether
Pathetic.