/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You move into a new house. You are fresh out of college and just took a job offer in a different city. You live by yourself and you feel ronery just going to the office and back home day after day. One day a loli and her mother knock on your door. The loli has thrown her ball into your backyard and wants it back. You let the loli go to the backyard to retrieve the ball and you start talking with her mom. You find out she's single and that her husband cheated on her. She finds out you're here all alone and she suggests that you come over to their house for dinner.

Do you

[ ] Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli

[ ] Say fuck it, you have better shit to do like playing VNs or browsing /jp/

[ ] Go over and try and seduce the mom. You figure since she is single she must be lonely.

[ ] Go over and seduce the loli

[ ] Go over and befriend the loli and try and become her big brother

[ ] Cross dress and go over and try and become the loli's onee-sama.

Is there a VN where you get to be a mom and have a daughter?

Mai kazoku

I was playing some YMK yesterday and I got to the first Aeka h scene a bit after 10pm. I usually play with my headphones on because my aparment walls are paper thin but as I was getting up to get something to drink, my headphones came out and my comp defaulted to speakers for the sound. It was set pretty high and my neighbors heard it. So this morning, an early 30's woman and her 5 year old daughter knock on my door and asked me that if I ever have a girl over to keep it down because she has a young daughter. I don't know if I should be proud that someone thought I was getting laid or embarrassed that someone heard that
shit. What should I do? Keep up appearances that I slept with a girl to the neighbors and bring up an imaginary girl whenever small talk with them happens or never bring it up again?

Are there any VNs where you just quietly raise a family? No rape, high school, magic, alien shit. Sorta like your choices just affect how your family ends up. Like iono...."buy adjustable mortgage" and you can get an event where you face forclosure due to a real estate bubble...or "Let your little girl go out on a date when she is 15" and she ends up marrying her high school sweet heart.

Mai waifu and kodomo. They bring me much happiness. When all I had was just /jp/ stuff I was a lonely, empty man. I had nothing going for my life. Just living from VN to VN, touhoe to touhoe and doujin to doujin. But then I found her. I wandered outside one day for no reason at all. Maybe I was tired of staring at my computer screen all day. I drove out to Starbucks to get myself a cup of coffee. Any excuse to justify my excursion outside. I bought my drink when suddenly a woman ran into me and spilled my drink all over me. I was angry. But when I saw her I lost all my anger. Instead I got choked up because I havn't talked to a member of the opposite sex besides my mother since I graduated from College a year ago. I was blessed to have such a meeting with an angel like that. Now we are married with a kid and expecting another one. Don't push away the notion of having a family /jp/. I was once like you. But now I am a better man.