/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who is your least favorite Touhou?
Who is your second favorite Touhou?

Least:
Princess of the Crystal

Second:
Shikieiki Yamaxanadu (see pic)

``Ungh! Oh, meido!" I closed my eyes and moaned in pleasure as her small hands wrapped around my shaft. There's a small body next to mine, a fragile thing of beautiful imperfections. She's soft, slightly damp, and warm. The humanity of it all shocked me; she was so fucking beautiful, so graceful. And her body, wet with sweat, should have been repulsive - but her bodily odors just drew me in more. ``Hold on now," I whispered into her ear, laying her down on the bed. Our lips met for a tender moment before I slid away. A kiss for each of her fingers, a gentle sucking; and boring of her hand, as well, I move to her armpit. I take a deep inhale, rubbing my face in her unshaved pits. ``Mmm," I sighed dreamily. The smell and taste of a natural woman. Sour, yet sweet. And a bit salty. Her armpits were the icing on the cake; she'd be fine without the hair, but truly, they completed her. As I burrowed my face deeper and deeper into her, I began to softly jerk her cock with my right hand. Her uncut penis reflected her best traits; small, soft, warm, with a bit of hair. But not a lot. It was natural, all perfectly natural.

>Del_all
>huge amount of useful related posts and threads now gone

Wonderful moderation, asshat.
>raiding/invading
What the flying fuck?

[spoiler]I"m fucking tired of your 2hushit

I hope Sopa Pipa will close this shitty board at least.</spoiler>

>>8428053
>Funny that it comes from a guy who has more in common with a pig then human

Wat

>KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ

Oh, nvm.

>>8405474
>Normalfag
>I meant the usual Asuka/Rei/Saber/kos-mos figures that virtually every other person on MFC seems to own

Seems like you're an elitist prick just like ponpon who has turned into pretty dumb-boring person.

"Normalfag figs" - jeez...

You should be proud.
He's recognizing you as the fearsome handsome guy who can own whoever he wants.

How to recognize /jp/ Christmas-image:
1. Stylish
2. Shot by Canon 5dmk2 / Nikon d700 or better camera
3. Not some random shitty character from anime on the screen
4. A good fig by Alter or GSC
5. Posted anonymously, deleted EXIF and not a single sign of attention whoring.

Can you cut everything with your armor made out of katanas?
Why would you need katanas then?

Foolz is dead.

What archive do we use nowadays?

Depends on viewer's state of mind, you know, upset nerds would see shit everywhere, everything is wrong, nothing is right.

Chilly bros will take it easy and enjoy the way it is.

Your father died a virgin.

She has no hat on this TIME poster.

This artist should be fired.

My current favorite Ohayo