/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Marisa Kirisame is wonderful.

/jp/ something amazing happened when I was about to go to sleep. It sounds like a dream I know, and it might have been a dream, but it didn't seem like one. I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep when it happened. I never did fall asleep until after it happened.

I was in my bed when I heard children laughing, so I opened my eyes and it was bright, the windows were glowing and it didn't look like my bedroom! So I got up to investigate, and I endedup in... another world? It turned out I was in Hakurai Shrine! I saw that my clothes were very drab, so I imagined a nice dress, and it appeared on me. I actually used magic! When I saw Reimu she said I shouldn't be there, and that's the last thing I remember because I fell asleep then. And when I woke up I was in my own bed, remembering my normal dreams... But I know THAT wasn't a dream! I think Reimu used th sleep spell because she hoped I would think it was just a dream, but I know it was real, and now I know that Gensokyo is real, and that there's a way to go there but I don't know how!

So I ask /x/ and all they do is make fun of me? They're supposed to know stuff about magic but they can't tell me how to get to Gensokyo!

Please /jp/ if you know, you must tell me because I can't be the first person to get ever in there.

Marisa saw the pirate ship heading toward Japan. She decided to stop it with her magic, so she flew on over, and thought she should stop it without killing the pirates if possible. She flew around the top of the ship, and realized that she could probably stop their movement if she destroyed the mast. But what if they had backup rowers? So she snuck in and went down inside the ship, and she saw a huge stockpile of gunpowder, and some flints beside it. If she sparked the gunpowder she could destroy the whole ship, but that would kill all the pirates.

But as the ship approached the port, she knew she had to make her choice now.

Mast, or spark.

Who here lives in Gensokyo?

I'm Marisa, and I want to know how many Gensokyo'ers are also /jp/'ers.

Marisa has begun beamspamming at you.

Surrender is not an option. Her objective is to rob you of your most precious thing.

You must decide how to retaliate. She must be stopped at all costs.

It was my birthday soon ago, so I was playing outside, wearing my Marisa costume, and some woman told me "that's a very cute witch outfit!" so I told her I was looking for the magical mushroom grove, and she was like "oh ho kids so precious."

Then how was your day today?

ITT: which touhou games you have beaten on the highest difficulty and how many tries it took you

I like how she brags about being able to stop time, then proceeds to use this power to give you a huge window to see what's coming at you and figure out how to dodge it.

Yeah, those shoes are all wrong.

List of Touhou villains from least evil to most evil:
(part 1 of 3)

Sariel/Konngara: Technically unratable. They have no dialogue, so their motives are unknown. However, considering that one is an angel and the other is an "astral knight," I really doubt they had a bone to pick before Reimu started kicking that ball into people's faces.

Yuka: Not evil in any way. Reimu and Marisa were in the wrong.

Shinki: She's not evil. They were tresspassing and she defended her home.

Suika: She's not evil. She only wanted to drink and have fun. And she has horns.

Continued...

>>3712882
Marisa might've been trying to kill Reimu in the 90's games, but they're cool now.

MASTER FUCKING SPAAAARK, BITCH!!!

Watch your replays. See what you did wrong and work to correct it.

Don't you hate it when you have a choice of characters to play in a game, but you like one character and hate their playstyle, and love another character's playstyle but hate them?

You also have to have the dress and kneesocks and shows and dress up your hair.

Also you have to be able to hold a dozen roman candles and sparklers between all your fingers and toes and light them off at approximately the same time.

While hang gliding.

That is how you can be an IRL Touhou.