/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11808198
You mean your spotted dick inside her mouth

I farted and it smells like Patchy~!

I'd give her a few hundred books to cool down her emotions.

>>10886402
I want to hug a bullied /jp/sie and comfort him, but I think that's just me projecting my own desperate need for intimacy.

>>10865241
I think Patchy knows a lot more about bilbophilia than any of those people.
Yeah, environment counts for a lot, and she likes her library and the rest of the mansion, so that's where she reads.

I want Patchy to dominate me intellectually.

who FAT here

Because it had a walnut in it.

I like meaty girls with big boobies

I project that onto all the touhous, fattened up on human flesh

>>9904608
Don't take books so lightly, they're more resilient than you'll ever be.

I JUST REALIZED STAGE ONE OF TOUHOU 11 IS CALLED "FANTASTIC WIND HOLE" LOLOLOLOL

*FaRtZ*

I want her to just fall on me and lose myself in her voluptuousness

Just want to rub every part of her

>>8892298

Yuuki-cha and 05 Tea, mostly. I'm in the process of trying new vendors at the moment though, and I'm having mixed results.

The pesticide issue is very concerning, especially because I've actually bought and brewed one of those products on Greenpeace's test list (Ten Fu sells their tea through their subsidiaries in the West 'Ten Ren'). I don't think people need to stop consuming Chinese tea entirely, but you should be careful about where you buy your Chinese tea.

China could be the most polluted country in the world overall, but it's also one of the largest countries in the world by land mass, and safety in agriculture probably ultimately comes down to local farming conditions more than anything.

I don't think Chinese organic certifications are worth anything because, let's face it, there isn't much professional credibility for regulatory organizations in developing countries. Unless it has a European organic certification, which some of the better Chinese tea gardens actually do, it may be questionable. To make matters more complicated, even some teas that are grown without pesticides cannot get organic certifications because of run-off from neighbouring farms, which is particularly an issue in Taiwan.

The places I buy from get around this issue because they are small-scale farming operations, generally which are family-owned and operated. In the case of the Korean some of the Chinese tea I buy, it's considered 'micro-farming', essentially done on semi-wild tea plants on someone's rural property by a single farmer.

So in general, I would recommend tea from small-scale farms.

>>8893386

For the love of Hakurei?, buy yourself a matcha set. They cost less than $50, so if you can afford matcha, perhaps you can also afford something to brew it in so you aren't wasting your money.

>>8834229
Thank god.

Patchy has loads of excess fat. I'm really worried about her health and how little care she takes of herself. She needs to come out of her room and get at least an hour's worth of exercise daily.

I'd like to slap her belly and replay it in slow motion

I'd do anything to have 5 minutes of squishing her belly

>>8602467
>>8602516
It's nekomamire.

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=110334

Also, definitely fatchouli.