/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>waiting for you to fall asleep then tying you up and gagging you
>forcing stuff up your butt as revenge for all the things you stuffed up their butts
>accidentally popping your hemorrhoid because they don't realize you have a very good medical reason for not putting things up your own butt
>panicking at the amount of blood because they don't know what hemorrhoids are and think you're bleeding to death and they're going to be murderers
>debating with each other whether to call an ambulance or wait for you to die and then hide the body while you try in vain to yell at them through your gag to stop being idiots and untie you
>standing shamefully in the corner while you have an extremely awkward conversation with a confused and disgusted paramedic and slip him a significant amount of yen to not mention any of what he saw to the police