/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45288655
BIGGER
MORE SMUG

>>44329051
Yukari gapped him and his bullshit away, make sure to thank her!

>>43867391
Yukari not knowing what to do after her """techniques""" actully worked!!
Trying to play it cool by downplaying how important this is to her!
Going too far, making it sound like she's a slut and won't even bother showing up!
The only man who's perverted enough to chase her leaves her life, hanging his head in shame!
Word gets around the underground human-youkai interbreeding circle that Yukari has had it with an unknown number of men!
Now people avoid her like the plague!
Yukari still being a virgin!

>>43664495
You just gave me a mental image of Ran making all the sound effects with her mouth. Thank you.

>"And why shouldn't it be? Is my mere presence such an irritation to you? Oh, how you wound me so!"

You jump and turn around, nearly falling over again.
"Yakumo" is poking her upper body out of another ... thing.
Seems like she can make them at will.
You try and focus on that fact instead of checking to see if she is wearing a bra now.
You fail, since she's laid her arm over her head for dramatic effect, and with only one supporting her ... Assets, the temptation overtakes you.
She is, but it's not helping much.
Thankfully, she had closed her eyes at the same time, so she won't have noticed.

>"Yes. It is. And you know I'd wound you worse than that, if you'd let me."

Yuuka isn't raising her voice, but she's dropped her usual singsong way of speaking for a monotone.
Somehow, the lack of any over-the-top threats makes her threat feel like more of a promise.
A chill goes down your spine, and you feel lucky it wasn't aimed at you.

>"And as I've said before, you and your gorilla-brain couldn't land a hit on me if you tried, not with your reflexes."

Yuuka's eye twitches at the insult, and you can tell that if this keeps up a fight is sure to break out, and with you in the middle of the two.
Confident that that situation would lead to Kourindou being razed, nevermind your death, you decide to intervene.

>"Ahem."

The blond woman in the portal breaks off her and Yuuka's staring match, and looks at you square in the eye.
You can see Yuuka reaching underneath the table for what looks like her parasol you saw her before with.
Despite the bad feeling you get from this woman, a pissed off Yuuka is the single last thing you want to see.

>"I-it's unusual to meet someone who speaks English around these parts. I'm Anon. It's n-nice to meet you miss... ?"

Yuuka seemingly forgotten, the blonde in front of you crosses her arms (And uses them to further amplify her already impressive bust, but you manage to keep your eyes off it for the time being),
smiles smugly, and generally exudes superiority.

>"Yukari Yakumo. And I don't"
>"I'm just manipulating the boundary between languages. A simple trick for me, but to a mere human like you it must seem impossible."

She pauses to dig out a fan from inside her portal, and confusingly steps over it to sit down on the edge, before fanning herself. Smugly.

>"Oh, but this is just a minute fraction of my power. The full extent would quite literally turn your brain inside-out, and leave you a gibbering mess. With the flick of my wrist, I might go wherever I please in Gensokyo;
> the highest mountains are but a footstep apart for me, and even the heavens themselves are mere moments away."

>"She's lying"

Yukari gares over at the interruptor, who has calmed down and is sipping her tea again.

>"Shut up will you? I don't remember anyone asking for your input!"

Yuuka ignores her retort, and continues on.

>"She figured it out last month and has been bragging about it ever since."

Steam is practically pouring out of Yukari's ears.

>"Well, if you ever want to read something in Icelandic, you'd better sit down and do it the hard way then!"

Yuuka smiles behind her cup, although one of victory more than smugness, unlike Yukari's earlier one.

>"I already speak Icelandic. There's precious few languages I don't know. Pretty much every culture has a different meaning for the same flowers after all."

Yukari is getting a little red in the face from irritation.

>"Well what about Finnish? Or eighth century Mongolian? What about that, huh? Face it, it was worth the effort!"

>"All twenty years of it, yes. Meanwhile those of us that get up before dinner had already learnt all the South-east asian languages in that time, accurate to eighteen-hundred."

Yukari appears to have been bested, given how she stutters for a bit then gives up.
She turns back to face you, clearly annoyed at having seemingly been bested verbally.

>"ANYWAY, I have heard about an outsider that has fallen in, and rather than be eaten up like they're supposed to, has been taken into the employ of the shopkeeper. Not many people make it past the first day,
> and their curiosity normally costs them the second, so naturally I, the great Youkai sage thought it would be interesting to see what kind of person he would be. Really, you should feel graced by my presence
> not many men in Gensokyo can say they have been lucky enough to gaze upon me, at least-"

Yukari grins devilishly, although it looks more silly than intimidating since she's putting in too much effort.

>" -Not many that have come away alive. Hehehe!"

>"Definitely not because she sleeps through all the hours men are awake, and gets her pet to do all her chores. No, really."

The sarcasm coming from Yuuka was strong enough even you felt a little sorry for the Youkai sage, as she called herself.
Not all that much though, since she had just bragged about being a maneater in front of you.

>>40979112
Dude, Yukari is your wife