/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Remember: Hellhounds like to find and rape spellcasters because squishies are in need of a big strong fighter to protect them.

Today's the day I'm finally going to do it! I'm going to walk up to that big, scary Hellhound and forget what I was going to say to her and stutter out something incoherent before awkwardly shuffling away without even looking at her. Who knows, I might even end up tripping over my own feet and landing face first on the floor!

>Wrasslin Time

Realistically, is there any way to escape after your face gets shoved into the hellhound fluff?
asking for a friend
please answer quickly
All in theory of course
though I'm kinda on a a timetable

>>39730928
Whatever she wants.

>hire a hellhound to subdue your kobold bully
>she has two sniffs of her and backs off
>ask her what’s the problem
>”I dunno, I’m… done with that.”
>”Somethin about you though, it just seems like we… we click or somethin’”
>”Feels comfortable, y’know nomsayin?”
>”we got a lot in common here.”
>”…”
>”I’m gonna rape you”
>they both take turns railing you all night

i hope someone tells her that her tail is on fire