/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wonder if I'd be lonely if I had a doll like Shanghai I could control. I could make her act like a smaller version of my ideal woman! But I'd still be alone...

Does /jp/ think having your own Shanghai would relieve loneliness?

>>11821405
-Store in a cool, dry area.
-Avoid impact, friction, heat, sparks and open flame.
-Keep away from heat from an electric hot plate or a fire directed against or near a closed container even if Shanghai herself is not exposed to the flame.
-Never smoke while handling Shanghai.
-Never handle or use Shanghai after drinking alcohol or using mind-altering drugs.
-Do not mix Shanghai with any other type of explosive doll.
-Do not purchase or accept Shanghai that is not in its original, factory sealed container.
-Do not store Shanghai within the reach of children.

>>11387739

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4clTCGbfSvs

Heart attack warning

http://youtu.be/4clTCGbfSvs If you love Shanghai, this will explode your nutbladder with the force of one trillion supernovas.

such a good girl.

シャン愛

>>6778272
the same can be said about bread and potato's and several other foodstuffs
please stop posting

also i don't eat cup noodles because a 70 gram cup contains 300Kcals

>>6757509
Of course she can.

In 50 years from now, people will look back at what ZUN brought forward, and say "what the fuck just happened"

Did you hug your doll today already? I sure did.

I want to be like the doll.

I've been transferring my intelligence into Shanghai, so she can be a real girl.

I feel it will end with my death, but I think you'll be happy with her...

>>5380199

This one.