/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is it possible to become normal after being NEET for several years?

How do you explain no job for years to a potential employer

next week

You will never watch your daugher have sex in a barn with her boyfriend and a maid.

>>6342242
Remember the anal phase? Good times...

You will never see Dollfagers in a dress. ;_;

You will never go back to /b/. ;_;

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>you will never experience Japanese daycare life... ;_;

>11 in the morning
>Receive written notice
>"Why hello thur, we're going to cut off the water the next two days to work on the pipeline"
>Stock up on bottled mineral water
>Realize that I also have to shower because I have a job review in three days
>Drive to the nearest public communal shower (8 km away)
>It's late in the evening, the place seems deserted apart from a small group of people
>Bring with me my waterproof iPod
>Water is cold as fuck, try to shower as fast as I can while shaking visibly
>Notice that this group of people all seem to know each other, and they've been chuckling at me the whole time
>Drop iPod
>It floats in the direction of the group
>One of the guys grabs it and listens to the music playing
>The group starts laughing harder and harder as they pass the iPod among themselves
>The guy who grabbed it yells at me "Hey, nice music you have there faggot", his friends give a roaring laugh
>My chest swells with pride, so does my penis
>"Hey faggot, if you want one of our friends would like to have his cock serviced", he says while pointing at some hairy, fat man with some missing teeth
>Gladly oblige
>As I keep sucking his friends probe my anus with THREE FINGERS
>"It's not gay as long as we do it to this faggot"
>Guy pushes my head toward his pubes and cums in my mouth, at which point one of his friends hits me on the head and I lose consciousness
>Wake up 30 minutes later
>Realize they stole my iPod

You'll never be a memorable /jp/ tripfag.

>>6185787
you will never be happy ;_;

You will never see Jessica dressed as Marisa and singing Tsurupettan in your PS3

0/10

>>6091179

Crowded

Xenophobic inhabitants

Polluted

High suicide rate

Only places worth being are the rural areas, where fat weeaboos would likely not be welcome.

Deal with it