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>>18897251
>MGC
This meme is as old decrepit as the Chief God's pussy.

>Be Anon in RGR monstergirl world.
>Be at work right now.
>You're the secretary for a dragon-owned pharmaceutical company.
>It's the only job you've been able to find here because of your lack of credentials.
>Also having a penis here sucks in different ways.
>For one most jobs will overlook you for your female counterpart if you have the same exact credentials mainly because of the belief that women work harder.
>Two, the amount of flirting and sexual innuendo is ridiculous.
>Your female co-workers constantly hit on you.
>On one hand, it makes you feel better about yourself.
>On the other, it just never stops.
>Nevermind the fact, you caught the wurm janitor deepthroating your thermos.
>Well, you know then that she had no gag reflex.
>She had to be rushed to the hospital later because she swallowed the whole damn thing.
>Then there the 'extra mayo' joke by Alyssa, the demon from accounting.
>That bitch ruined sandwiches for you!
>Actually, when you think about it, this whole place ruined alot of foods for you.
>Bananas, banana and chocolate cream-pies, any meat that's in a tube shape in particular.
>You've even caught your boss outright drooling in your coffee cup one morning.
>What is in dragon spit?
>You've decided it was just safer to bring your lunch and drink to the table with you, since you don't know who could have tampered with it.
>Then there was the boss lady herself, the single CEO of the whole damn corporation.
>"Anon, I hope there a space in the schedule for us time."
>She was by far the thirstiest monster-girl you've ever met.
>As if she was dying, the girl was constantly after your goddamn dick.
>She once described herself needing a tall glass of your 'spirit energy'.
>What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
"Sorry, this week's schedule is absolutely full."
>She rests her elbows on the table while using her hands to hold up her head all the while giving a pouting look.
>"Oh I wish I was."
>You died a little after hearing that.
>End of the day, 5:00 pm.
>You head out, coat draped over your person, hat on your head.
>Constantly checking the sky for Wyverns, harpies, succubi, other dragons.
>Fuck it, anything that flies currently.
>Your friend Jack gave you the heads up about the rapey attitude monstergirls had towards men.
>Spefically, he mentioned that the dating scene worked like a predator/prey relationship.
>The women hunt, the men are the hunted.
>You boy, you were on the market.
>Jack mentored you in the ways of dodging monstergirls.
>Warned you about blackshrooms, prisonerfruit, magic that revolves around charming a guy and not accepting a drink if there isn't at least 4-5 men or incubi watching your ass.
>Unfortunately he wandered to close to a theater during a full moon and got his ass kidnapped by a bunch of alps.
>That's kind of embarrassing and terrifying in reality.
>When you go to sleep, you can still hear his screaming and moaning at the same time.
>It's caused many a restless night.
>Man fuck this world sometimes.
>The only good benefit is that your boss pays you 500% more then most secretaries make.