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/07th/ Expansion Thread... tadaima.

>>39544442
dude...

Yes, I did vote for Trump, and I will vote for him again.

Beatrice sm*kes crack, which makes her impure

>>37991667
>238 KB PNG
>>>37991639 (You) #
>>btfo Beatrice to marry Shannon

Can Shiki kill witches?

>>37932566
Wrong
If you didn't care about replies, you wouldn't mind shitposting on some other chan. But you aren't shitposting there. You're shitposting here, where there's the highest likelihood for you to get quick replies to your shitposts. Accept it. Accept your human nature.

>>37867954
Thread was made at page 8 calm your wound.
Or are you just mad you weren't able to make another thread with a tranny OP image first because of me?

>>37554279
>It's one big, sad joke
Oh I didn't realize we were talking about your dick.

>>37347519
[red]The version I found from 2009 is of the copypasta in question.[/red] I cannot guarantee that it is the original posting of the copypasta since I don't want to put in more effort, however I can say that [red]the third reply to the thread reads "Because this is completely normal and you shouldn't question it. o_O"[/red] How nice. Surely you can find it, ANONYMOUS!
>>37347538
Fuck you. I want to make a game out of it and force him to learn how to search for things on the internet like a big boy.

>>37056657
Why are you gay?

I will grant you a single wish Anonymous, ask and ye shall receive.

Rosa is a worse version of featherine

>>33876148
I wasn't being ironic.

After reading it twice it became pretty clear that it wasn't the writing and visuals aren't what makes you like Umineko.

>>33824290
Song filled with love.

Yes, I believe I will bump this thread off page 10. Very good.

Just finished chapter 3
>beato is based
>evabitch and virgilia are just NOT fucking real they are just beato sock puppets
>lambda is kinda cool i guess
>ange
>i want to fuck kyrie

Why are Lambdafans so insecure?

>>33073774

Based(Love-filled) theories:
Yasu = Ikuko
No one, including Kinzo, is dead
The meta world is real
Ange has friends
Cringe(loveless) theories:
Retarded Battler
Erika = anyone but Ange
Magic isn't real
Battler's family is the culprit

>>30166766
HOW CAN SHE BE A WITCH BATTLER IF SHE'S DEAD LIKE YOUR FAMILY KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyy Anooooooooooooons!
I heard you liked that scrap of a closed room mystery Satoko ran off with. So I’ve prepared for you all a brand new game! We’ll stop it with the inheritance between the siblings, George and Shannon making out in the back, and Jessica touching herself to Kanon’s thoughts and get right to the part you’re all here for. The magic!

To get you started, here’s our first twilight.

After a night of heated arguing between the Rudolph, Eva, Krauss, and Rosa they all retired to their rooms. I needed some quick sacrifices, so I summoned some goats into their rooms and killed Krauss, Eva, Rudolph, Natsuhi, Kyrie, and Hideyoshi.

The next morning, Genji discovered that something was wrong when the doors were all locked and there was no answer when he called. After fetching the one and only master key from the servant room, he opened each door to find them dead. Natsuhi and Krauss were dead in Krauss’s room. Kyrie and Rudolph were dead in a guest room. Hideyoshi and Eva were dead in a second guest room. The key to Krauss’s room was found in Kyrie and Rudolph’s room. The key to the first guest room was found in Hideyoshi and Eva’s room. The key to the second guest room was found in Krauss’s room.

Nanjo attempted to inspect the bodies, but could not discover the cause of death. The bodies were badly damaged, with the skulls completely smashed and the torsos of each person completely collapsed. Looks like the goats were a little rough.

Since it seems like this place can’t support red truth, I will speak the truth in green. I know there are a lot of you, but I’ll show you all that the six were killed with magic!

>>27762391

anon why you stop think and accept Shkanontrice?
Why you hate mystery genre so much?

Ryukishi loved you!!!!