/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Remember to cry like an unmanly bitch if caught by a monstergirl. I'm talking bawling like a little kid, howl like a dog with it's leg caught in a bear trap. Twin waterfalls of shame and embarrassment with snot thrown in for that extra touch. Cry for your fucking mother to save you and suck your thumb while in the fetal position. If she tries to comfort you, that's when you bite into your ipecac capsules, yes, capsules, and projectile vomit all over the cunt. Get some on her eyes and nose, cover her fucking torso in the stuff, just fucking let her have it. Should that fail, I'm afraid your only option might be to soil yourself and hope to Illias this makes her vagina dry up faster that telling her you want to be NTR'd by her with several men while she belittles your cock.

If that still doesn't dissuade her...well fuck, you may have found a keeper.

*Ineffective against akanames, beelzebubs and possibly devil bugs.

>>12773739
>Being adom means you want to rap everything

Oaky.