/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9035806
more like she will need manpower.
one can not recieve calls, cook AND deliver at the same time.
if reimu does the delivering, the one who recieve costumer calls and cook the piz will be suika.
I wonder what a pizza filled with alchohol tastes like?

>>8170761
what is there to tell more?

Just having you dick between big toe and one next to it and moving your feet kinda like you do when you fap using hands.

Sometimes its fun rubbing it or using both feet at the same time but that usually needs you to be lying somwhere.

anything else?

That feel when you don't have enough butts to finish making your butt soup.

Be not deceived by aspect fair, human.

Witness the horror I conceal from mortal eyes!

Dude, c'mon, they'll totally fit!

Hey, Reimu! Reimu!

How many eggplants do you think I can fit in your vagina?

Sookah dess.

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

No, really! I saw that cat familiar the Yakumo keep jam two of these things up there! I didn't think they would fit either!

I'm telling you, Reimu, nothing can go wrong! All we need are these eggplants, a hundred thousand yen and Marisa's vagina!

24.177.248.103

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>>135417

"I'm serious, Reimu! She jammed 18 eggplants up my bajingo! I was trying to pry them out of there all morning!"

Come on, Reimu! Jamming an eggplant up your vagina is all the rage these days!

I bet I can fit BOTH of these eggplants up Aya's butt, Reimu! It has to be loose enough!