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>>46290900
>Telling a demon to prey
Unrelated but a piece of dialogue I have for a story is a paladin falling to his knees praying for the CG to save him from a demon, but the demon laughs and says "Oh human, prayer? Don't waste your breath on the chief god, I'm your goddess now~."
It's silly but goddamn I love it

>>45572023
>Anon does this
>As he closes up shop to leave all the hags he rejected amushed him
>He didn't know they had access to melty kiss and level drain
>By the time they're done with him his face looks like a modern art piece and he's drooling begging for more kisses from the hags
You shouldn't mess with hags anon, they'll make you into their personal whore with just a few kisses >>45572001

>>45103498
no anon, quite the opposite. a lot of demons find shitty chicken scratch hand writing hot

>>45060490
>Anon goes to return something at a grocery store
>A demon lady makes him sigh a forum
>She's so pretty he doesn't even notice it's a marriage contract until he wrote his first name
>It's close enough and she pulls you over the counter and rapes you in the office
Never sign things a monster gives you anon