/jp/ - Otaku Culture

“I hug store clerks to hold up the line! Then I pay for my shopping in pennies!”

“I put ink on my paws so it gets on people’s clothes when I hug them!”

“I hug random strangers on the subway when they reach their stop so they have to get off at the next one!”

“I go to the beach on hot days and give everyone there warming hugs!”

"I'm a terrible person!"

>>16485669
I believe in you! Don't disappoint the yetis.

Remember that Yetis require daily cuddling or they begin to grow depressed. A Yeti's happiness can be measured by the degree of verticality of her ahoge. Please make sure your Yeti is getting the attention she needs.

>>16361330

You can have any girl you like.

As long as it's a yeti.

>>15947877
If the world was truly just, yetis would be real because nothing could ever be as warm or loving.

Is it Yeti posting time?

doing requests inbetween commissions

“I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.”

2700 words in five hours. I'll take it.

Goodnight anons. Dream of snuggly Yetis.

>>15502223
>I'm liking this late-night introspection. It's not often this place is in such a contemplative mood.
My favorite discussions here have almost been exclusively later in the evenings/ early morning. It's nice when things are civil like this.

I wish MGs were real so I could curse these morons shooting off fireworks to spend their lives alone and unloved.

I want to sleep.

Is fitting your body into a sweater or blanket just too complicated? Do you find yourself itching, uncomfortable, or unable to breathe? Are you tired of worrying about your sweater matching the rest of your attire?

Introducing Yeti, the new way to stay warm!

Soft, toasty, and kind, your new Yeti will be the talk of your small mountain village! Just snuggle close and let her naturally body heat warm you like no blanket can! It even includes sensitive thermal-adjustment regions! Just stimulate these zones and feel her temperature rise*.

*Stimulation may trigger mating response. We are not responsible or liable for any passionate cuddle-fucking that may result. If you see hearts in its eyes, it’s too late to run or return it.

>>15404497
and he goes in for the kill

I think we should all stop here and think about soft things before the Yeti police come and start hauling people away to the reeducation camps.

Yetis are cute

>I'm a bad guy!
>I'm going to hug you even if you don't want it!
>I might even kiss you on the cheek!
>A book told me that boys like jerks!
>I hope I'm not being too much of a jerk...

Night anons. Remember, Yetis in any setting are loving and pure girls who only want to snuggle.

I want to say mean things about monstergirls!
I want to make them cry!
I want to abducted by the Yeti Secret Police!

>>14996614
I think somebody just needs to snuggle a Yeti.

>>14982438
I want this