/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've become so much like Willard H. Wright it's scary, he's just literally me. I've started wearing a blue trench coat with a few strands of hair dyed red and speaking about the heart of mysteries. I know all of Van Dine's Commandments off the top of my head and go about looking for mysteries to solve. The other day I saw a woman being assaulted in a dark alleyway by a group of men, I heroically ran up to her and pointed at her assailants and shouted "Van Dine's 12th! There must be but one true culprit!" and walked away. The looks on their faces were awesome. My favorite phrase to mutter is "Without love, it cannot be seen..." because one day I want a girl to notice how cool I look saying it.