/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10776484
Now that's a good boy!

Having her speak in English and resting her jugs on me!

Nothing, despite of being a milf-type of woman.

Yukari is one of the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo, if not the most

She can bend the fabric of reality itself and in her insane lifespan she's experienced more than you could ever imagine. She is more or less a goddess.

Your assumption that lady Yukari has any need for "marriage" and other pathetic human inventions is misguided

>>10175998
Is that so? Then I just have to rape her twice as much to teach her to behave.

>>10034748
Can be, but what's for sure is that she's not is Yukari "Eyebrows" Yakumo like rabbit said.

>>9989294
Couldn't Yukari mess with the gap between life and death and make you immortal as well?

She have tasted hundreds of cocks during her life.
She always have a confident face, that's clearly the face from someone who isn't afraid of any cock.
Deal with it.

>There is even Touhou fanart of this situation
Ahaha, that's awesome.
10/10

Wonder what the Japs think of it all.
Anyway, that painting is worth a shitload more because of all of this. As expected from the Great Yukari, anything she touches turns to gold.

>>9501578

Shut up, there is no middle ground

It's either EPIC DFC LOLI MASTER RACE LEGION XD or le sophisticated breasts for sophisticated gentlemen like me ^_~

All other options are for indecisive pussies

>>9351186
"Of course, Anonymous. Of course..."

Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

>>8922519

>nor would it be some normalfuck

Obviously. That's my point. Yukari is centuries old and lives an illusory existence. She has no doubt experienced things that no human could ever comprehend. She invades the moon on a whim.

Not to mention she's a youkai, so her view of "love" and "sweethearts" is probably nothing like the human view, if she has one at all.

To Yukari pretty much everyone on Earth is going to be a "normalfag". How could you ever impress her? At most you'd be a novelty.

So basically "sweetheart" anon is projecting pathetic "romantic" ideals onto something from a reality where those ideals have no ground. Disrespectful to Yukari at best.

Elegance. Also use an actual good pic next time OP.

But you use to love playing with Grandma. Don't tell me you're too cool for her now

>>8389720

Are you sitting like that right now?

Yukari is ultimate housewife. Id like her to take care of me.

>>8138322
Agree. She doesnt even need to undress herself to be sexy.

Hmmmhmm indeed.

You know you've all had a dream where you went to bed weary and miserable after a bad day. Yukari, being herself, likes to use her gaps to view the mortal world. Seeing you so miserable touches her heart and she proceeds to gap into your bedroom wearing a skimpy outfit. As you rise in panic at an intruder, she puts her fingers to your lips and says "shhh" before a tender kiss. She gently makes love to you, washing away the negativity of the day, letting you fall asleep with your head resting on her bosom before getting up and returning through her gap, leaving you to wonder if it was all just a good dream.

she is pretty decent

>>7921992
What are you getting at?