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>> No.40097508 [View]
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>tfw no lovely sheepwife

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>>38638062
Sorry, I prefer gentle and sleepy cuddlesex.

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>>38372116
Bugs are gross. I want soft, warm, fluffy mammals.

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>>37827708
But I already got a weresheep I don’t need a yeti to cuddle

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>>37747138
Two weresheep

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>>37467288
>>37467327
Weresheep are the best bedmates. Prove me wrong, you can't.

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>>37096248
How do I break it to a yeti that her hugs just aren't comfy enough and that a weresheep is peak comfiness?

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How long does your wife keep you in bed? Is she a six thirty sharp kind of girl or mandatory snuggles until one pm?

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>>33705588
Only if I can hold her cuddly soft body while I drift off.

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>>33461188
Me too. A soft monster for soft cuddles

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How does one disengage from a cuddling monster?

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I want to take a snuggle nap with a sheep. Under a tree onto a hill with the wide open sky surrounding us.

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This is the face of a vicious sexual predator

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Monster snuggles, so good you won't even struggle.

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With a single headbut, a weresheep can have you on the ground and put you into a three-point cuddlelock. In such a position sleepiness would overtake your body in under 20 seconds.
REMEMBER! There are no low tier monsters. Submit to monsters and save them the stress of having to force you to submit.

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