/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kebab all up in Gensokyo now.

>Go to the PhilosoStop with my new turban mounted by a glimmering opal set in gilt.
>Ask if they have an illuminated copy of the Ansab al-Ashraf for his eminence the Caliph of Baghdad
>Unwashed Armenian goat fucker snickers "No"
>I ask if they have a copy of the Gathas translated from the Avestan into Persian for his Grace
>The ignorant infidel of the Caucasus laughs aloud
>He fucks his goat in front of me
>Her teats are pierced with rubies
>She begins pontificating a treatise of Abu Nasr Mansur whilst still in coitus
>I back away
>Kibbeh falls from the compartments of my robes
>The Emirs are laughing at me
>The Caliph starts grinding on me
>"Bb...back that ash-Shafi'i up..."
>The goat is drinking a cool goblet of arak glistening with perspiration and ululating a treatise of Abū ʿAlī al-Ḥusayn ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn Sīnā.
>I burst into luqmat al-qadi

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How goes life in Gensokyo?

Our jihad in this strange and foreign land goes well. The locals are quick to accept the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon Him), and we shall bring the light of Islam to this land, insha'allah.