/jp/ - Otaku Culture

dr. pepper, i'm a soda-otaku

>Be at jiu jitsu practice arranged by my school
>have to wear these karate suit are what you call them
>we warm up by running around on some mats
>suddenly someone points out that theres something on the floor
>all of the kids gather around this little brown thing on the floor
>someone says "it's a turd"
>three or four of the kids suddenly start gagging, getting teary eyes and all that shit
>rest of us just start laughing our asses off
>laugh even harder when thinking about one of the kids taking a shit while running and then having the nerves to just shaked it out of their pants and onto the floor
>the judo teacher gets angry
>orders his "little helper" to go get a paper towel to clean it up
>Best (and only) jiu jitsu lesson of my life

I would feel seriously sorry for her.

Having to marry a lazy bastard who will never love her or even as much as look at her without giving her a "filthy 3d pig" look.

I would tell her that she is free to go around and slut about as much as she wants, and that she should find love somewhere else. Because i have none to give her.

..I could always sell her body to old men and make even more autism money to but figures and dragon dildoes with.

So yes i would adopt her.

>>7807109
Because meido's jelly overides her duty protocols.

>>>/a/
>watching anime
>2011

>>>/cgl/

>>7601508
That grin..
"Fufufu~ that fool has no idea i am taking a million dicks behind his back! ..Maby i should visit him later still reeking of semen from my daily gangbang!..

Ahhh~ I want to see his face when he picks up on the smell.."