/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I had a dream, that little black... jk they're niggers.

Anyways, I had one dream in Gensokyo, I fell through a crack in my floor (Presumably Yukari's boundary bullshit) and fell for like, 20 minutes. Then I landed in a river, went to the side, and Nazrin was staring me in the face. I was like 'lolwut' and she ran off. I went in to the Human Village, seeing about every fucking touhou under the sun except for the ghosts and shit. Anyways, I preceded to find the Hakurei Shrine, and convince Reimu that I was a shrine dude.
After that I just remember doing Danmaku shit and having the course of SWR and Hisoutensokou happen while I was there.

Then my Cat jumped on my balls because my alarm was ringing, so I got up, pissed, and went to school.

I wish I was still there ;_;

Alcoholism never was this adorable before.

What does /jp/ need more of?

... ethnic variations do however occur.

I said I'd give it back after you pee on yourself

Haha