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>>8746205

Hm. Had some peculiar episodes with women with venomous bites.

It tends not to go well for anyone involved.

>>7341376

She's dead, Anon.

While other more popular gods are busy handing out eternal damnation, setting up elaborate rules for sacrificing bull entrails, burning bushes, raining fire and brimstone for teh lulz, and obsessing over foreskins and proper handling of semen outside of procreation, Kanako cooks. Truly we would have a lot less trouble in the world if more people would follow Kanakoism.

Then again there's always the issue of nuclear proliferation, but whatever, one problem at a time...

>>5530440

Utmärkt. Den himmelska ormen ser ner på tillbedjare som inte kan skilja på arbete och fritid. Den himmelska ormen välsignar dig med metaforiska croissants.

Den himmelska ormen bryr sig inte om vilket språk som talas, men jag skulle föreslå att vi blir internationella igen.

>>5192663

Surprisingly, a cremated human being doesn't actually leave any ashes. If done properly, only parts of the larger bones remain.

Which in turn are usually interred somewhere since - again logically by the standards of the day - bones are just bones.

Kanako - Bakes croissants.
Abrahamitic god - Demands foreskins.

>>4906879

If you're expecting her to dig it out, tough luck.

>>4900808

... says the guy likely worshipping an overhyped minor Semitic fire deity.

Saving the finest for last?

>>4712238

Be careful. It's a precious and fragile thing.

>>4584876

Kanako doesn't need to make sense. Kanako is sense.

Kanako is a prude, not a slut. That one artist's stuff is totally fanon.