/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37654320
Noice.
>>37654335
This.
>>37654342
Kiki doesn't need to be Eldritch, she can read mastah's mood, preferences etc. That's more than enough ammo to scare a man into line. Besides, she can count on the fellowship of her meido sisters if necessary.

>>37485780
Physical appearance has to have the major species elements. Wings for harpies etc Everyone plays fast and loose with personality, so that is more flexible.
>>37486474
Wrong about shortstacks, but the sloppy heartbroken Kiki is a great idea
>Kiki is whino in alley
>boo hoo lost Anon to fancy Shogg
>Kiki's Shogg friend comes by and mocks her
>Shogg tells Kiki that fancy Shogg will be competing at the upcoming Cleaning Cup
>Shogg friend calls Kiki a lousy bum
>makes her polish silver
>makes her chase chickens
>makes her repair dumbwaiters
>punch that side of beef you dirty bum Kiki!
>makes her shit lighting
>yells ANON!
>Kiki is now a lean mean cleaning machine
>Shogg friend and Kiki high five
>Shogg and Kiki enter the Cleaning Cup
>gonna beat that fancy Shogg and get Anon!
>Shogg friend collapses while cleaning against fancy Shogg
>oh no
>with her last breath she leaves her broom to Kiki
>do it for me Kiki uraghhh
>oh god she's dead
>many Kiki tears while declaring vengeance
>Kiki sweeps away the competition leaving a pile of maimed domestic servants in her wake
>raaagh need revenge this was her broom raaagh
>beats the absolute crap out of fancy manstealing Shogg
>kisses Anon so hard that his leg pops back and he goes tee hee like a faget
>roar to the sky as she sees Shogg friend waving her tentacles from heaven:
>THIS ONES FOR YOU MORPH!