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No one can resist his charm

I'm good at pretty much everything

She looks like she's going for your throat.

I suggest you grab her arm and throw her to the ground before she gets a chance to Finnish you.

>>3688385

Weapons? Who needs weapons? A gun is only needed when what you're trying to kill isn't close enough for you to rip and tear.

>>3581449

I like the way you think.

>>3560646

I'd like to see her try.

I'd draw my knife and Mk22, then proceed to sneak towards them. I'll grab the one on top with a chokehold, shoot the blonde one with a tranquilizer dart, then slam the butt of the gun into the back of the head of the other.

Then I'll proceed to have my way with them, over and over again, until their bodies are raw and numb.

I hope the Lunarians retaliate.

Something new for me to beat the shit out of.

I hope the moon strikes back.

Something new to try to beat the shit out of.

I think I'm more meat than any woman can handle

>>3483710

We should get together some time.

Just wanted to let you guys know, we've been trying to have a baby for months now, but everytime I get behind her (She likes it from behind), I always end up putting her in a choke hold and slashing her throat.

Just wanted to let you guys know, we've been trying to have a baby for months now, but everything I get behind her (She likes it from behind), I always end up putting her in a choke hold and slashing her throat.

I bet she's delicious, and restores ample amounts of stamina.

I'll equip my survival knife, get her in a chokehold, slash her throat, and proceed to devour her flesh.

>>3356429
>Close Quarters Snuggle

>>3310126

In a box, you say?

>>3264852
>She has brought a halt to the advances of even the mightiest of armies, after all.

Funny, so have I.