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Ah, fate. Full of terrible characters yet still somehow entertaining.

First of all, any chick who would kill or injure me is automatically disqualified. This rules out Ilya, Caster, Rider and Sakura. Taiga is an irritating comic relief, and too old besides. Rin is hot but full of herself. Bazett is more masculine than most men in this series. All of these are unacceptable.

Available options are Saber, Ilya's maids, Rin's classmates, and not much else. After a not-so-fierce competition, the winner is...