/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17011044
https://hentaidotcafe/manga/read/lost_brush/en/0/1/page/1

Here you go.

>>16377399
>Manticores, Hellhounds, and Cheshires are bad!
>Gives no reasoning to it outside of being a bitchwaffle

>>16370108
It's similar to a lot of other factors in how a human finds a mate. First and foremost, we are an instinctive race drawn to appealing physical attributes in order to successfully breed and ensure we can have young born with little or no complications. The same rules apply to monster girls.

Men generally desire women who have thick thighs and wide hips because it means that child birthing is easier, as well as becoming easier to proliferate. Keep in mind in the medieval times and even during the Colonial times in Clapistan people bred like fucking rabbits, having tons of kids to make sure that the family could keep going if a few of them died early on. Now, breasts are a wonderful thing, as well. They effectively act as sexual headlights for any potential male suitor, giving him an idea of how strong his children could be if nursed on those calcium cannons.

Women aren't much different, preferring (generally) taller men who are adequately equipped in the penis department to ensure that semen will be deposited with a higher chance for success for fertilization. That and the bigger the man, the greater chance he was well off and in a wealthy family.

TL;DR: The reason why there are no male farmer bachelors is because they're too busy fucking their Holstaurs with that absolutely bodacious combo of hips, thighs, and breasts.

>>16202875
Now let me tell you something about Elves.

>Elves are notoriously arrogant and look down on other races, even the 'slutified' version of their own ken
>Started a fucking war with the Dwarves over shaving a male's beard as an insult
>Are long-lived tree fuckers who, despite being in heat ALL YEAR LONG just like Humans, find it more fun to shoot at random passerby like a more annoying PETA and Green Peace
>Hate Orcs, Goblins, Human Men, and Dwarves equally
>Will bully or try to kill a Dark Elf, even if she was born in their stupid Ewok tree-village because why not
>Keep the non-slutified or incubized Elven men locked up like fucking supervillains in THE LEGION OF DUDES
>Where they're basically kept under house arrest with the added 'perk' of being used as a meat dildo to spawn more offspring for their 'wives'
>Maximum tsundere for both any humans they mate with, or half-elf progeny they spawn
>Even though deep down in places they don't like to talk about by the campfire, there's nothing more exciting than having their man ride them like a bucking bronco and nipping their ears, finding the 'Rounder's fascination with their dagger ears as equally annoying as arousing.

Hell, there's been more than one time that an Elf has been laid and bred simply because she let her male companion get in a good ear fondling and massage.

If an Oomukade gives you a bottle of liquour in Zipangu doesn't that make it Giant Centipede whiskey?

>>15645956

>>15368397
>A completely natural body function is considered /d/ tier
>Especially when it's not done in massive excess like dairy ocean levels

>>15321083

Wood Elf (Or Regular Elves in KCland; Elder Scrolls, LOTR, Greyhawk, M-Muh Shekels of Sigmar)

High Elf (Elder Scrolls, >Warcraft, Greyhawk, Shekels of Sigmar, The Eldar aka Giant Space Orgy Elves who fucked a God into existence)

Dark Elf (Brooding emo, Dark Eldar, En'wah, Spider Cultists)

Moon Elf (Blueberry flavored)

Elf-Wight (KCLand; Sylvanas Windrunner)

Half-Elf (PURGE ON FUCKING SIGHT)

Dudebro Elf (Locked up like a fucking supervillain behind two miles of solid redwood)

Most bullyable Elves in descending order:

Half-Elf > High > Wood > Dark > Moon

Most Elves to be bullied by in descending order:

Wight-Elf > Dark > The rest

Most marryable, lovable, impregnatable Elf:

All of them

>>15287884
>>15287896
She's a Half-Elf. It's not her fault she was born broken.

>>14991374
Except y'know, there's plenty of monsters that don't exactly agree with the way she's handling things and think she needs to dial it back a little bit on the EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE MUST BE OF MAKING FUCK.

>>14919209

>>14292088
>He doesn't want to get talked down to by an Elf as a way for her to keep public face
>While utterly destroying her in bed

>>14241290
>>14241294
All it really takes is one bad decision to rile the thread up. Honestly, people wonder why all the content creators leave after the more vocal dipshits run them off because their particular fetish isn't being pandered to, and I mean that in the most objective way possible at this point.

If more writers actually used tags or at least put a disclaimer as to what the story contained in the thread post with the link the thread could operate easier since you'd be even more free to report and ignore what you don't like.

The only thing that irks me is the negative feed back in this place far out-weighs any positive feedback because the people who hate stuff are unfortunately the vocal majority. Which is why it's just easier to either e-mail ELH or post it on an independent website/pastebin without telling you motherfuckers a damned thing.

But that's just me speaking out of being a spiteful little shit/going on thirty-something hours of sleep deprivation because reasons.

>>13930828
>>13930845
Here I was under the impression /mgt/ hated almost everything that goes out of a certain spectrum.