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Silver eyed witch just earned a spot on my final party when I will fight Zeome.
I was looking for some junk in the wilderness when cockatrice appeared and began pounding me. Suddenly had Korean war flashback of where I was trying to reclaim items I dropped after dying in a dungeon only to get caught by a giant cock, leaving even more items behind. Luckily, my young and cute wife stepped in and said some mean words which deeply hurt it's feelings. Using this opportunity, we quickly finished it off, saving me from repeating my traumatic experience.

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