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>>43417081
>>43417101
Everyone here know what a sex pest is. This patrician Anon just wants us to post sex pests!

>>43208008
I dunno, there's vomit fetish porn out there in real life. That's gotta be getting made for SOMEONE. So there's probably a very few mamono out there with gag reflexes and big appetites who're just kinda lookin' for that one dude who wants to get his pee-pee vommed on.
> Best of luck, Anon!
> May you find your diamond in the rough.

>>43182651
I love how undead are so sporting about this.
> Miss Lich decides she likes how well Anon plans.
> "He'd make a good assistant!" she thinks.
> Hires a swarm of devil bugs to bring him to her.
> Devil bugs also eat all his salt and sage.
> And most of his clothes.
> And some of his furniture.
> Eventually bring him to Miss Lich, virginity intact.
> Demand a ransom before letting him go.
> Literally just want her to teleport them to a sugar refinery.

>>42889973
I, too, want to have bugs vomit into my mouth, Anon.
We are into exactly the same things and should consider each other CLOSE FRIENDS.

>>42865333
You know what? Here's a (you). I'm on board with your ugly bastard idea.

> Be you, Ugly Bastard Anon.
> Mostly spend your time posting on /mgt/ and wishing you could suck your own dick.
> After years of living in filth and squalor in your mother's basement, you lose a foot to diabetes.
> Eventually, even your family just tries to ignore you.
> One day a pack of wild devil bugs break into your mother's home.
> Saved from certain death by their rapacious lust, you eventually become Peg Legged Ugly Bastard Anon, a small sensation on OnlyFans, where you fuck your harem of deeply inbred hillbilly devil bugs.
> Isn't nature beautiful?

Disclaimer: I actually like devil bugs, and wish that a pack of wild ones would break in and rape ME.

>>42408836
>>42408854
But you WANT that with certain mamono--how else will Miss Devil Bug hand over a premade harem of erotic, horny daughterus for you to impregnate with your incestuous seed?

> Be you, Bug-Hating Anon.
> Find out a devil bug got into your home while you were at work.
> Angrier than you've ever been.
> Step on her to show dominance.
> "S-S-step on me, Daddy! I've been a bad, bad girl."
> What?
> Infuriated, you step on her even harder. She can't get off on pure pain.
> "I confess! I've been m-masturbating to your dirty laundry, Daddy."
> She starts masturbating vigorously.
> "Punish me harder!"
> You pause, confused.
> "Daddy, don't stop!"
> What are you even going to do to stop this?

> Suddenly, you hear squishing noises coming from your closet.
> Four more devil bugs of varying size and age, all masturbating furiously.
> The other devil bugs all grab onto you.
> They force you to resume stepping on the devil bug you found first.
> "Thaaank you!"
> "Keep stepping on me, Daddy! Step on your little girl until she cums for you!"

>>42229357
I was 18 back in the year 1999. And here's a devilbug so I'm on-topic.

>>42022509

Reeducation Camp. Cow Ranch and Spider Village are too popular with people who like those kinds of mamono already.

Reeducation camp is chock full of mindflayers ready to teach you the delicate joys of pumping babies into all 3 generations of devil bugs living under your roof.

what do you guys think of devil may bug

>>22773964
a guy washes a homeless devil bug clean and gives her a place to live

>>22454053